You know that dream of public nudity? Everyone has it.
It's the one where you are in the mall or at a park or wherever, and you suddenly realise you're naked. You put on pair of pants after pair of pants, but no matter how many you try they keep dissolving right off you. A crowd gathers laughing and pointing, and that's when you realise what you thought had been your privies all these years was actually a very tired woodchuck hanging there attached by it's teeth. The animal casually packs its things and leaves, rendering you neither male nor female but then you remember an ultrasound recently showed you were stuffed-full with lizard eggs and you need to make a nice warm nest, pronto – you know that dream?
Well Cameron Diaz had it recently – but for real. Minus the lizard eggs, lack of gender and toothy mammalian penis of course. Plus she was wearing pants and a jacket… but still, y'know? She was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show when her shirt slipped down and one of her milk-makers popped right out firing a blue laser beam that cropped the hair of a lady three rows back.
Diaz's knocker had no laser-like qualities, but it really did lurch into the spotlight.
Cameron Diaz has mixed feelings about cameras, apparently. Sometimes she hates them and their soul stealing qualities enough to chase photographers to the virtual brink of hell. Other times she loves them enough to whip out her winkers for a quick photoshoot. Most recently, the latter is the case.
Diaz was on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show when the cameraman had to find a different angle real quick. Cam's shirt had slipped down enough to let her right jug come up for air, and Ellen had to point it out. Diaz had this response:
"Excuse moi. Thank you. I went through so many foolproofs on this too – it ain't gonna fall out, I promise. I hate double-stick tape; you can always see double-stick tape."
After Diaz pulled her shirt back up and gave the audience ample time to recover from what we're told were weird green fumes, the interview went a bit more normally. Good thing too, because if it all escalated into a boob-off with Ellen, Diaz would not have won. We heard DeGeneres' lady-bags are made of raspberry flavoured chocolate.
An unnamed but well-established Hollywood chocolatier once hinted about it. At the mall.
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Mithaearon says
So no pictures then?