That Cameron Diaz, she's a multi-tasker isn't she? It'd take some women weeks to do what she reportedly managed on Monday night; including causing a scene at a party, shrieking at Justin Timberlake and making sure no man ever goes near her again.
What apparently happened on Golden Globes night between Cameron Diaz, Cameron's recent ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out of Blade 3 sounds like it came direct from the page of one of Cameron Diaz's snow-flecked romantic comedies: Boy meets girl, boy romances girl, boy dumps girl, girl gets a bit stalky, girl sees boy chatting with younger prettier girl, girl screams at girl, girl screams at boy, boy punches a cabinet. Now that's how you make a movie!
"We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends with continued love and respect for each other."
That's how Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz officially announced their split last week. With continued love and respect. If that statement looks like it ended abruptly, it's because the first draft possibly finished with Cameron Diaz scrawling "Unless I ever see you talking to another woman, you tiny-cocked ninny," which was crossed out by Justin Timberlake, who then wrote "Oh get a life Cam you wizened old twat," which was also crossed out by Cameron Diaz who wrote "Timberlake smells of bums… if destroyed still true x infinity." Because – people, clearly – there doesn't seem to be too much love and respect between Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz at the moment, continued or otherwise.
You know the story by now. Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake were the paparazzi-dodging couple of the year, stuck in a limbo between not getting married and not splitting up. And then they split up. At this point, Justin Timberlake either started dating Scarlett Johansson or his own mother – we're really not sure which one is true – and that was the end of it.
Until now. As is traditional for Golden Globes night, all sorts of confusing mental shit went down that night, from the Grey's Anatomy cast implosion to Dreamgirls actually winning an award – like, what is up with that? – and now we can add Cameron Diaz's spectacular stalky meltdown to the list, as Page Six reports:
Cameron Diaz is not over Justin Timberlake just yet, and things got heated when she saw her ex chatting up Jessica Biel in L.A. after the Golden Globes. Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel – and screamed at the "Illusionist" star.
Ah, there's nothing that says "Here I am boys, single and carefree!" like a quick bout of mindless screaming at a woman who was talking to the boy who you used to go out with in front of people who work for every celebrity magazine under the sun. The Shrek 3 premiere is going to be a doozy, we tell you.
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Yimberlake says
Still think he’ll end up back with Britney, and Cameron’s behaviour is just speeding things up
Larry Ludetke says
I understand how one can have a meltdown under these circumstances, these stars lives are always in the limelight. Most women would react the same way, I find it funny how the media finds a way to riducule the celebrities as if they aren’t human beings. The last time I saw Cameron Diaz was at the People’s Choice Awards and she seemed thrilled to be there and be apart of the celebration, accepting her award for Favorite Leading Lady. Timberlake wasn’t there so she was able to be distracted from her current personal situation. We all know whenever we attend parties, most people indulge in alcoholic beverages. If Cameron was under the slightest influence and found her emotions getting the best of her, of course she snapped and rightfully so! Its all good, I just hope that she finds a way to get over the situation with ease, and continues to stay busy, it will keep her mind off of things for awhile. In case you missed the People’s Choice Awards you can view highlights and exclusive behind the scenes footage @ http://www.pcavote.com I work with the People’s Choice Community, go check it out and be part of a community offering awesome blogs, messageboards, and the latest in Hollywood and Celebrity news!