For weeks now, the hashtag TaylorSwiftisOverParty has been trending, and apparently this weekend the party finally happened! Well, ok, technically it was Jennifer Lopez’s 47th birthday party (how is she 47??? She is physically flawless!!), but it was still a chance for two of the biggest Taylor haters on the internet, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris, to get together to laugh about the downfall of T. Swizzle.
French Montana posted the above picture to Instagram yesterday and, of course, the internet lost its mind. This pic came less than 24 hours after both Kim and Calvin individually Snapchatted themselves rapping Kanye songs and exactly a week after Kim ended Taylor via Snapchat, making the pic seem a littttttle intentional.
Party sources (probably Kim herself) say that Kim and Calvin had a lovely chat at J. Lo’s party and laughed a lot. Calvin was probably like LOL, what’s your address? I’ll send you some flowers or some anal lube for finally exposing that trifling ass bitch.
Seriously, the only thing that would’ve made that picture better would be if you swapped out French Montana and Jennifer Lopez with Kanye West and Katy Perry.
Remember when Kim was on the cover of Paper magazine with her oiled up ass exposed and the caption read Break the Internet? Frankly, I thought that was pretty dumb, and that magazine cover didn’t come close to breaking the internet. But I will give it to Kim that over a year later she has ACTUALLY come damn near close to breaking the internet by pulling off the most magnificent take down celebrity history. Her exposure of Taylor Swift’s bullshit ways was flawless, and her continuous yet subtle shade since then has been a true work of art.
Two claps for you, Kim and Calvin. You’ve both done magnificent work taking down a bitch I named the number 1 scariest celebrity years ago. I warned you, Katy warned you, Camilla warned you, Calvin warned you, but Kim SHOWED you.