When the opportunity comes to own a piece of history – you gotta pounce on it.
For instance, in our basement right now we have two-thirds of Bananarama. They're not as good without a bass, but that string pluckin' woman is sooooo evasive. Sure Cruel Summer still sounds good as a two piece, but we've heard better versions of I Heard A Rumour emanating from our Grandma's robot sphincter.
Soon you can own a piece of history too – and your piece will be straight out of The Sopranos. It's a brick. That's right, you can own a Sopranos brick. It's unclear at this point if the brick is from a structure of some sort, or if its just one of the ones used to fill a pillow case every other episode, but its a very affordable Sopranos brick just the same.
And your purchase comes with a free alibi if you know what we're saying. What someone else is saying we meant.
If you are currently building a house and you're specifically on the bathroom part – you're in luck. You can have Tony Soprano's ugly mug staring you right in the nipple every time you lather up – but only if you buy one of his bricks and install it face-side in. That's because someone's selling bricks from a locale used on the hit HBO comedy that we assume have cast member faces stamped on them or something.
Actually we made up the face stamp thing – current technology is no where near that point yet. Plus, when building the shower in a new house would you really use bricks? We're not sure, really. The only time we ever see a shower is when we have to scrub down at the end of a machine gun with 120 other inmates at 5:00 PM every other day. That's a feeling Tony Soprano may never know – instead of paying his debt to society he just fades to black. And sells bricks. According to Forbes, a building soon to be torn down was used as a Soprano hangout on the show – and the owner's trying to cash in before the wrecking balls start flying:
"The owner of the building is selling the white stones online before the structure is demolished next month. A condominium complex named The Soprano will be built on the site. Building owner Manny Costeira said the 2,000 bricks will sell for $25 to $50 apiece, and will include a serial number and certificate of authentication."
Once you own said bricks you can use them for many purposes – like weighing down your competitors pockets before you throw them in the river, or using them to bash in your competitors' faces before you throw them in the river. Also you can use them for murder.
Not too fast though. Remember, they said those things have serial numbers.
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Owner Selling Bricks From ‘Sopranos’ Hangout – MSNBC
