The Paula Abdul American Idol scandal continues to rage through the world like an out of control child with too much fizzy drink inside it.

First, Paula Abdul was accused of seducing Corey Clark, a contestant on the show!

Then, a documentary came out damning Paula Abdul and her erratic behaviour!

Then, Paula Abdul was on Saturday Night Live, and made a man say "fuck", more or less!

Then, it was rumoured that Paula Abdul spent the entire SNL rehearsals crying like a big wimp!

And now, the dramatic climax… eBay are selling Paula Abdul and Corey Clark TOAST!

There’s not a lot really to add, except this amazing toast auction still has five days left for you to bid on it, and the current price is $15.50.

If you want to place a bid, though, be warned. The current highest bidders are the same people that bought Britney’s piss-sodden pregnancy kit. And you might just have to pull out a fat wedge of cash to stop them from becoming the world’s biggest collectors of weird famous crap.

Click here NOW to make yourself part of talent show sex/toast HISTORY!