Buy Freddie Mercury’s Rolls Royce

Internet sickos around the world are still mourning the moment when Britney Spears decided to remove her spangly bra from her charity eBay auction. They had all this money in their creepy memorabilia fund, and now there’s nothing to spend it on.

Well, there’s good news for all those disappointed rich celebrity fetishists. It might not be as pervtastic an item as Britney’s bra, but who cares - a silver Rolls Royce that belonged to Freddie Mercury has just gone on sale on eBay.

Queen (CDs) fans with more money than they really know what to do
with are already ferociously bidding on the Freddie Mercury Rolls
Royce. The 1974 Silver Shadow is getting new bids all the time - the
current highest bid is £25,100. That sounds like a lot of money, but
just look at the amazing things the car comes with…

Auto Locking!

Electric Windows!

Modern Alarm System!

Radio Cassette Player!

Obsolete Car Phone!

Small Patches Of Rust, Mainly Around The Wheel Arches!

A Box of Kleenex Tissues That Freddie Used, Complete With Unused Remaining Tissues!

Potential buyers may remember the Rolls Royce from the last time it
was seen in public - the opening night of the Queen/Ben Elton musical
bumwipe We Will Rock You in 2002. If you were at the premiere and you
remember seeing the car - well done. You’re obviously a huge Freddie
Mercury fan. Just like Barry Bulsara. Congratulations. No, really.

This auction really is the last word in luxury for rich Internet
oddballs that want to be able to drive around the country in a silver
Rolls Royce bellowing Barcelona into a knackered old car phone with
handfuls of 14-year-old tissues stuffed down their knickers.

Bid on the Freddie Mercury Rolls Royce Now

Read more:

Mercury’s car for auction on eBay - BBC

[story by Stuart Heritage]