Bruce Willis. Actor. Man who made being bald cool. Ex of Demi Moore. Singer who was signed to Motown Records (yes, really). Funny and seemingly pretty decent bloke. So what else can he do?
Is there any end to his talents?
Seemingly not as ol’ Willzo is a booze innovator. Basically, you’ve all been tackling your liquor all wrong. You have. You’ve just been drinking it, haven’t you? Straight from the bottle or pouring it into a glass like a big, boring berk. It is time for Bruce Willis to teach you in the ways of alcoholic righteousness.
See, there’s a reason that Bruce Willis is gigantically famous and adored by millions of humans. It’s because he looks at the world at large and tries to make it a better place.
For you. And for me. And the entire human race.
And what do you do? You just sit there, covered in crumbs and sheets, waiting for luminaries like Bruce Willis to come along and save your day from the unending tedium of your life.
So, with these videos, Brucie Boy is going to show you just how versatile a bottle of drink can be. It is clearly more than a simple receptacle and potential lazy candle holder.
Hark.
More? He’s teaming with ideas!
Need more proof? This is our favourite.
This post was sponsored by Sobieski, which is nice of them.