Comments on: Brooke Hogan Explains Exactly Why Her Family Is So Messed Up

By: pete

pete — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:33:42 +0000

what a lame article…hulk hogan is an american hero..brooke is nice enough…who is the person that wrote this crap?, a big fat nobody…lol

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:31:24 +0000

Lovely. Just, lovely…

By: euclid

euclid — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:41:45 +0000

Oh, Rob, I am well and truly slighted.
Where in Mar-Mar’s blurred murmurs
do you find the Euclidian poesy?
She didn’t even use the CAPS LOCK.

The torrent of bitter tears are rotting the wood
on my little cart, rusting the axle, and in general
wreaking havoc upon my miserable estate.

I must either raise the bar, lower it, or prop
myself diligently against it until the finer flowers
of this my native tongue bloom incontrovertible.

By: gir

gir — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:47:30 +0000

“maybe she did it so no one would repeat her and her familyâ€™s mistakes.”

It seems you missed the part where she’s getting her own show? That’s essentially a refocused version of Hogan Knows Best?

Maybe you could try reading, THEN posting. Or just read and not post. Yes, that sounds better.

By: Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:37:35 +0000

Wow, Mar mar, you post just like Euclid!
Kind of.
But I’m not sure about your
grasp of open form
poetry. I’d suggest iambic
pentameter may be more
your cup of tea.

By: Mar-mar

Mar-mar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:28:35 +0000

you all are just bunch of haters.
i hate the show too, but at least brooks reforming.
so what she said all that about her family! maybe she did it so no one would repeat her and her family’s mistakes.
and then you sarcastically say:”Congratulations, Brooke! We have nothing but respect for you!” when brook admits that they all fucked up.
what a shame.

By: rd

rd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:40:45 +0000

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By: gir

gir — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:57:04 +0000

Ah, VH1. Where the “100 Most Metal Moments” meets “Hey I Was Alive During The 80′s Also! This Guy On TV And I Share Common Experiences!”

Cultural bankruptcy with a hint of nostalgia gives way to a basic cable wonderland of masturbatory pap. Mix with reality TV, et voila.

By: euclid

euclid — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:51:27 +0000

In America there are no families,
only brands. Brooke is just doing
her patriotic duty to rescue the
Hogan brand. Or milk it while she can, actually.

Who watches this unmitigated crap, anyway?
Retarded meth addicts? Maybe if we forced the TV
execs who produce this shit to actually sit through it
we would get something worth watching on the box.