It takes a special type of man to make people think that, in retrospect, Kevin Federline probably wasn’t so bad.
And Adnan Ghalib is certainly special. You may remember Adnan Ghalib as the awful man who a) romanced Britney Spears at her absolute lowest ebb and b) had a beard that looked like he’d been gargling with animal poo and forgot to wipe his chin afterwards. Well guess what? Adnan Ghalib’s back.
Obviously when we say ‘back’ we mean ‘charged with assault after allegedly running a man over on purpose and breaking his wrist’. You lost a good one there, Britney.
Even though he’s obviously a first class pillock with a beard that makes him look like a dog’s wiped its arse down his chin, we have to profess a sneaking admiration for Adnan Ghalib.
Here’s married a man who, by trade, used to follow Britney Spears around with a camera hoping that she’d get out of her car without any knickers on, then waited until her obvious mental health problems made her vulnerable enough to seduce her, before taking and selling some naked photos of her and possibly making a sex tape with her and then – when he inevitably got dumped – managed to do a tell-all TV interview on the exact same day.
And, whatever you think of the man, you have to at least acknowledge that longterm awfulness like that has to take a fair bit of dedication.
No? You’re still not impressed by Adnan Ghalib? Well how about this – earlier this month Adnan was so determined to avoid being served with a restraining order from Britney Spears’ father that he allegedly drove his car at the process server and shattered his wrist. Now Adnan’s been charged with assault with a deadly weapon charge, battery and hit-and-run.
You’re impressed now, right? This isn’t any old arsehole we’re talking about. This is Adnan Ghalib: Lord Of The Arseholes, an arsehole of such staggering magnitude that he deserves to sit on a giant throne made of millions and millions of tiny pulsating anuses until the end of time. Anyway, according to the police report:
On Feb. 11, the victim was allegedly serving a temporary restraining order obtained by Spears?s father on paparazzi photographer Adnan Ghalib?s Encino apartment complex. Ghalib allegedly got into his car and drove it toward the victim. To avoid being penned against a trash truck, the victim allegedly jumped on the hood of Ghalib?s Mercedes and hung on as the defendant swerved the car. The victim later fell off, breaking his wrist and sustaining other injuries. The defendant allegedly drove away without stopping.
If he’s convicted of these charges, Adnan Ghalib faces seven years in jail, which would pose all kinds of problems, not least for Britney Spears. Dating-wise Britney seems to be attracted to increasingly dangerous men – she went from Kevin Federline, who had a gangsta haircut and abbreviated his name in a gangsta way; to Adnan Ghalin, a man who may have deliberately run someone over.
But where does she go from that? We’re not sure, but Peter Sutcliffe should probably start pressing his suits just in case.
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shooty* says
Worse than all that, don’t forget the man’s a bloody BRUMMY.
Oh… wait… shit, so am I.
carmela says
I’ve always liked your comments, shooty.
Julian Mentat says
He drove a CAR at someone?
I can’t understand how that didn’t solve all his problems completely for ever.
Shooty* says
*bow*
I’ve always like Julians :)