Pop Star Britney Spears has once again got stroppy at American tabloids for pestering her in the press.

Britney most recently got all flustered with US weekly for publishing intimate honeymoon photos of her and Kevin Federline eating breakfast on the beach. Breakfast? How dare they?

Now, the “Toxic” star has posted a message on her website for Star, US Weekly and In Touch Magazine because they bang on about her weight gain and the possible link to patter of tiny feet. Hell hath no fury like a woman accused of being slightly fatter than she is…

The post was addressed as “Dear False Tabloids” and was a direct
threat from Britney, questioning the credibility of the employees of
their magazines.

Britney wrote: “I’m really concerned about the people
you hire to work at your companies. I’d like them to ask themselves the
question, ‘What am I lying to myself about?”

Spears has become infuriated with reports in the press questioning
if she had gained “fifty pounds”.

The pop
princess is now completely ticked off with the on-going speculation and is
calling out a warning for tabloids creating false stories about her.
Ms. Spears, not surprisingly, has always had troubles with the
obsessive media intrusion into her private life.

On previous occasions
she has already been falsely accused of being a desperate alcoholic for
the publicised daytime pictures of her drinking ginseng out of
miniature bottle, outside a corner shop. Like a gypsy.

The latest reports from US Weekly and Star is that Britney is in
fact three months up the duff with Kevin Federline’s baby.
Britney - who usually gets paid for the selling of her own stories, like the  sale of her wedding photographs - has now reached the end
of her tether with people making up stuff about her.

Is
she creating a double standard here? It raises the issue, that as long
as she gets paid, it is then OK to print anything at all about her? Hecklerspray really wants to know the answer to this, because we’re not sure if we’re a false tabloid or not. We hope we are.

What can Britney really do about these loopholes in her own media
coverage? A spokesperson for US Weekly claimed that all their coverage
of Britney is well researched and that they conduct their very own
reports on all their articles.

“Oops I Did It Again!” is what the spokesperson must have been thinking. Do you see what we did there?

Britney has decided to “Do Something” (do you see what we did there?), and that is why she has
plotted her tactful assault on the few celebrity print providers.

You
go girl! Although, remember that once you’re so heavily popular in the public eye, then even the smallest thing can become a potential news story.

Britney won’t get any "Satisfaction" (do you see what we did there?) until the false
stories stop affecting her personal life.

She hopes she will be able
to control and continue to conduct her own media coverage, but the
“I’m So Curious” (do you see what we did there?) vibe is now growing even more amongst the tabloids,
because they have still not received a comment of whether she really is
going to have a baby, due to the “Bombastic Love” (do you see what we…. oh, OK, you do).

So, what next from Britney? More low-slung tracksuit bottoms and
late night take aways? Hecklerspray doesn’t think so. Not when there are even more paranoid website postings for her to write.