Britney Spears' reputation is heading south. Oh, we don't mean her music one, that one is still vibrant as the term plateaued will allow. And we don't mean her acting one – did you see her in the Mickey Mouse Club? Her concentrated ladylike elegance made Daisy Duck look the uncouth harlot!
What we're talking about here is Britney's motherhood rep, not the important stuff. Sure we've all heard this before – she's got the driving with her kid on her lap thing, she's got the kid cracking his skull thing, she's got the constantly risking her kid choking on alleged silicon that may slip through her porous nipple any given second thing. We heard science works like that.
Whatever the case, it's all gotten out of hand – but Brit seems to be taking it all to heart. And by heart we mean court of law – the legal kind.
The story of Britney Spears' kid Sean cracking his skull apparently goes as follows – a nanny was taking him out of the highchair, something snapped, and the poor boy tumbled to the ground. A doctor paid a visit and pronounced him fine, but when later in the day he was still acting tired and groggy, the Federlines rushed him to the hospital. Child services caught wind of it, paid her a visit, and declared everything A-Okay.
That crack we mentioned – the nanny heard it as she lifted the boy from the chair – it seemed to be the chair's back giving out, allowing young Sean to plop to the ground. See, it's sounds like it was a faulty chair, and if it wasn't that, it was a club-handed nanny. It's doubly removed from Spears, totally clearing her way for another naked and milk laden motherhood statue – this time made by us entirely out of old butter in our breakroom. Regarding Spears contemplating a lawsuit, an insider said:
“She’s going to see if there was a fault in the chair.”
Well she'd better, because her name is at stake. Why, even Shar Jackson, the ex of K-Fed and mother of his other children, is reportedly refusing to let her kids visit the Spears in their home. Another insider said this:
“Shar told Kevin that Britney can’t be alone with their kids. She doesn’t know what goes on at their house and there are too many strangers hanging around.”
As any concerned mother may, Jackson's reportedly limited the Spears visits with her kids to the safety of an Airport Inn, preferably one with a Denny's underneath. Or something. What a delicious way to stay acquainted.
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Britney may sue over baby's fall from high chair – MSNBC
[story by Shawn Lindseth]