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Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:44:52 +0000

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By: jAMIE leE

jAMIE leE — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:37:53 +0000

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A DISSAPPOINTMENT TO ALL VMA WATCHERS. WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE THEY THINKING TO PUT HER AS AN OPENING PERFORMANCE. AT LEAST PUT HER IN THE END WHERE PEOPLE WONT SEE HOW LAME SHE HAS BECOME. I MEAN NOW ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE VMA’S ARE A BUNCH OF CROCK BECAUSE THEY COULDNT FIND A BETTER PERFORMANCE. KNOWING HOW HER CAREER HAS GONE TO THE DRAIN WHY HUMILIATE HER EVEN MORE. SHE WAS SO NOT INTO HER PERFORMANCE LIKE SHE WAS STIFF BECASUE HER BIKINI WAS TOO TIGHT OR SOMETHING, POOR THING EVEN LOOKED CONFUSED AND UNSURE OF WHAT NEXT DANCE MOVE SHE WAS GOING TO MAKE. ALL I GOT TO SAY IS AFTER HER PERFORMANCE NO ONE WANTED TO WATCH THE VMA’S CAUSE IT STARTED OFF TOO STUPID.

By: Ernesto

Ernesto — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:13:33 +0000

Britney Spearsâ€™s regrettably dismal performance at the MTV VMA has come and gone. Britney has given amateurs a bad name, and set a new benchmark for bottom-of-the-barrel, worst of the worst performances. She has become the poster-child of mediocrity and blandness.

Now that Britney Spears has shown us what a talent-less mutt she truly is, she can focus on staying sober, keeping out of the limelight, and being a good mother to her young boys. If she can do this, she will have raised herself from the self-pitying pit of despair she currently occupies, and be someone we can respect and admire for the things that really matter.

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:33:30 +0000

Gah! I can’t believe they’ve ganked the video! First no nekkit High School Musical chick photos, now this! I am bloody furious,let me tell you. Euclid sir, you are very funny.

By: Eben Foster

Eben Foster — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:54:23 +0000

You’re all wrong. Britney Spears is actually an Andy Kaufman-esque comic genius who has turned her entire life into a highly advanced form of performance art, purely for our entertainment.

Show some respect!

By: Dr Robert

Dr Robert — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:35:59 +0000

Britney Spears Lacks true talent. This woman probably can’t even read music.
There are people who can do karaoke better than she can. The only reason she is big
is all that internet marketing that plug all the hype of her first album.
It is sad that people are more interested in entertainment than good music.
She is just like Madonna, popular only because she has a big gash in between her legs and can shake her ass.

By: JBollocks

JBollocks — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:43:27 +0000

Bummer, that video didn’t last long. Pulled quicker than a 13yr old boy with a new porno mag.

I feel deprived in a strange way.

By: Adam Gade

Adam Gade — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:54:28 +0000

He’s being sarcastic, masterfully so at that.

By: Joaquin

Joaquin — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:03:30 +0000

Mr “Britney is a true visionay” I can only see two choices: You are the most stupid, pathetic, common sense lacking person who has ever step on this planet or you have posted the longest sarcasm ever typed and I admire you for that.

By: Evorgleb

Evorgleb — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:05:12 +0000

We've been having quite a laugh talking about Brittany's VMA trainwreck over at Highbrid Nation. Its ashame, I feel like her comeback has been derailed before its even begun. Oh and someone tell her about that weave. Looks horrible. Just rock the short hair. lol, I've been just watchign the video over and over.

By: leah

leah — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:57:09 +0000

A performance so bad, it inspired an online comic:
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/09/main_stream_media_britney_fail.php

By: euclid

euclid — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:43:44 +0000

Britney is a true visionary. She has already achieved so much (with so little) that she no longer even has to try to entertain us. While most of her ilk would seek to reclaim or surpass their former glory, Brit has the vision to shoot beyond that. Far beyond. She sees past the fame. She see past the glory to the sad lonely desperation of the crack-addled West Texas pole-dancing Brit imitator that lurks deep, deep inside each of us. And she courageously brings her vision to the fore for all to see. You see, as a visionary, Brit sees beyond what we see (hence the cold reptilian gaze). She sees the future, and as a true artist and visionary, she is honor-bound to bring that vision to life. Even when she is looking past the apex of the mountain to the deep, dark gorges of her loneliness and failure.

She see the true nature of fame: being emulated by the second prettiest alcoholic, drug-addled mother of 8 pole dancer in Waco, Texas.
And she brings this vision to us to show us, to enlighten and inform us about the true nature of fame. The truth is not always pretty, she reminds us. Such brilliance; such courage; such vision. Once again we find ourselves deeply in debt to her for all these meaningful jewels she has given us.

By: Bruno

Bruno — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:05:38 +0000

“donning a skimpy outfit that best showed off her twice-pregnant gut ”

Let’s be honest here, that was no gut, that was a GUNT. The whole “performance” wasn’t just a train-wreck, it was like a plane that crashed into a train that had hit a car that ran over an armadillo.

By: Phsyt

Phsyt — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 13:57:07 +0000

I never thought id say this but i now actually feel sorry for her.
Maybe she is turning around… just to late.