Comments on: Britney Spears: She Speaks! Sort Of! http://www.hecklerspray.com/britney-spears-she-speaks-sort-of/200813027.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: euclid http://www.hecklerspray.com/britney-spears-she-speaks-sort-of/200813027.php/comment-page-1#comment-407864 euclid Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:29:23 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/britney-spears-she-speaks-sort-of/200813027.php#comment-407864 BS has rightly sussed out that the only context in which her bizarre behavior fits is on a crap sit-com. From this humble beginning she could grow personally and professionally to be the nutter regular on somebody's crap variety show. People all around the world will laugh and applaud her hi-jinx, asking themselves and one another, "What will the Whore think of next?" as she smashes a guest in the ear with her handbag or a can of Pringles. After all, isn't this how Benny Hill got his start? BS has rightly sussed out that the only context
in which her bizarre behavior fits is on a crap sit-com.
From this humble beginning she could grow
personally and professionally to be the nutter regular
on somebody’s crap variety show.

People all around the world will laugh and applaud
her hi-jinx, asking themselves and one another,
“What will the Whore think of next?” as she smashes
a guest in the ear with her handbag or a can of Pringles.

After all, isn’t this how Benny Hill got his start?

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