The Britney Spears sex tape is, to many different variety of pervert, the holy grail of celebrity sex tapes. Who in their right mind wouldn’t want to watch shaky footage of a redneck mother of two banging her lanky bad-haired husband?

Up until recently, though, nobody was allowed to mention the rumoured existence of a Britney Spears sex tape, because Britney Spears was getting a bit handy with the old libel lawsuits. However, the judge presiding over the defamation lawsuit between Britney Spears and Us Weekly – which printed an article about a Britney Spears sex video – has thrown the case out of court. Why? Because Britney Spears is just naturally so dang sexy and has sold 60 million records by looking as if she’d let you hop into the sack with her quite easily, that’s why.