Even though Britney Spears seems to be doing her best impression of a plop-covered, career-massacring, mother-slapping part-time lesbian fruitloop at the moment, there are still people out there who want to help her.

And chief among those is Justin Timberlake. Rumour has it that Justin Timberlake was all set to rescue Britney Spears from her current slump by getting together with Timbaland to write and record the Britney Spears/ Justin Timberlake duet to end all Britney Spears/ Justin Timberlake duets. However, in typical erratic fashion, it’s been reported that Britney Spears has backed out of the duet at the last minute and is now refusing to have anything to do with it. Nobody is quite sure why Britney sacked the song off, but now it’s down to Justin Timberlake to find another singer to take on the female parts of You Laughed At My Pubey Haircut But Now Everyone Thinks You’re A Mental Old Bell-End You Shit-Stained Bitch.