The all singing, all dancing, bald, umbrella-wielding straw-dog of the world’s media Britney Spears is all set to re-plaster her face across the ever-stretching, mind-sucking abyss of America’s TV screens.
You will once again get to look back at her and respond to what she says and does, as if she were actually in your front room with you!
Imagine that. All you need do is squint and someone as famous as Britney Spears will be hanging out with a dirty, little, scum-sucking prole like you – as if it were the most natural thing in the world!
You can lie back, close your eyes, get very, very sleepy and relax all your attention – all your being – toward her and vainly attempt to avoid orgasm as she washes you from head to toe with the benevolent waves of her acting ability and general mindset.
Britney Spears is returning to How I Met Your Mother.
A source tells People:
“The show is ecstatic and so is Britney. She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.”
Britney Spears will do one episode, so the source says, but Fox studios would not confirm the appearance. They’re no doubt praying that they’ll get to confirm soon though, what with them being Fox – a TV network that actually managed to turn The Simpsons into the cheapest show on earth! The unparalleled bastards of ineptitude!
Cast member Jason Segel said:
“She was hilarious in the table-read, and I got to see her do the run-through as well, and she was great.”
That’s nice. But how about the other co-stars, such as Neil Patrick Harris, who will be disgusted by the news, as he is a man totally opposed to any form of ‘stunt casting’.
However, Neil Patrick Harris will no doubt be absolutely delighted by the news, a man totally in agreement with compromising the integrity of the show’s entire oeuvre in order to get better ratings. Hwa-tcsh! Dance piggy, dance!
Why not read a book instead, dear readers? Or scratch your bollocks for half hour? Or kill yourself (to death, perhaps)?
Anything else.
Read More – Britney Returning To How i Met Your Mother – People
Zander says
“Or kill yourself (to death, perhaps)?”
Well played, Sorrenti…….well played.
Ian says
Neil Patrick Harris better learn to love Britney if he wants a chance of a job next year. How I Met Your Mother is far from guaranteed a fourth season and the writers already seem to be making plans for it not getting renewed.
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