Britney Spears Pregnant Again In Six Months - Psychic

If American Weekly In Touch has anything to say about it, Britney Spears enjoys the company of psychics before major events in her life. 

According to an unnamed friend, a recent trip through the beaded curtain revealed that she should expect to be knocked up again within the next six months.

The
psychic foreshadowing of Britney Spears’s (CDs) second pregnancy comes as a bit of a shock
to all, as her most recent tabloid entries are for screaming girl
fights with her dancer husband Kevin Federline. You know what this means? It means that flowers work, that’s what.

Or maybe Britney will be David Copperfield’s next assistant, where he’ll impregnate her simply by looking at her onstage.

Shoot, we’re not helping ol’ man Copperfield. Our ovaries are in the form of testicles. A foetus in there would probably explode them, and what are we supposed to do with exploded testicles? Will someone please tell us?

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[story by Shawn Lindseth]