You have to hand it to Britney Spears. She keeps punks like us in currency. Everything she does (or more importantly, ever rumour that swirls around that head of hers) is to be reported on, even if it doesn’t even resemble news.
The latest bit of gossip to be slapped across these pointless pages were that she was being beaten up by her current beau. That’s depressing on every level because she’s either being abused or someone is lying about it.
However, other mutterings are saying that this isn’t even remotely true and that she is in fact getting married!
That’s right. The word on the imagined street is that Britney is marrying Jason Trawick? Hell, the pair are currently on a romantic Mexican vacation and – get this – seem really happy. The logical conclusion is that they might slope off and have a secret wedding.
How dare they? hecklerspray still hasn’t been invited to one of Britney’s weddings. AND SHE’S HAD LOADS! This is an outrage.
Anyway, a nice wedding would be a nice distraction from the current wrangle that Spears is embroiled in. An old nanny, Ferial Zaltash, claims Spears owes her $35,000 for a single month’s work and the Plaintiff is also looking to get an extra $20k for penalties for her unpaid wages and overtime work.
Bloody Nora.
Still, Britney found time to refute the claims that her fella was hitting her, tweeting:
?Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya?ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!?
Britney’s rep provided a more eloquent denial
?The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are completely fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years.. This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process.?
And so, to escape the hideousness of scum like us, Britney and Jason have buggered off to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico to put their feet up in a private villa. Apparently, Jason has already proposed to Spears in the past, but she said no. Could this Mexican trip be another attempt to get a ring on her finger?
It doesn’t really matter what the answer is because, if Jason is anything like Britney’s ex-husband, he can just record the whole thing and tamper with the recording to get whatever answer he prefers (allegedly, allegedly, allegedly).
We’ll run a story about it regardless.
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