It didn't take long for Britney Spears to issue a denial against claims that she's a bad mother, after reports were published of baby Sean Preston having a high chair mishap and busting up his skull.
Sadly for us, though, Britney's statement didn't include any of the following phrases: "Oops, I Did It Again," "I Hurt My Baby One More Time," "(His Skull's Got That) Boom Boom," or – just for the sake of it – "Pepsi Joy Of Cola."
This whole denial of being a bad mother thing must be getting a bit old for Britney Spears. After all, this is the second one of 2006 so far – the first being her vague "It is what is is" semi-apology after she was caught driving with baby Sean Preston perched on her lap. Now, however, Britney Spears is more clued up on how to respond to this sort of allegation.
It was reported yesterday, that Britney Spears had a visit from child welfare officers after baby Sean Preston was taken to hospital with a fractured skull following an apparent accident with a high chair. And Britney Spears has been quick to nip any rumour-mongering in the bud. Martin Singer, Britney Spears' attorney, issued this statement:
"DCFS immediately responded and determined there was no problem and no reason to open a formal investigation. They determined that the parents weren't involved in the injury and nothing was improper withing the home."
Of course, children are bound to innocently hurt themselves as they learn how to interact with the world around them, and not all injuries mean that child abuse is going on. For example, when we were younger, we hurt our head falling down the stairs, hitting our faces on several lit cigarettes on the way down and ending up somehow tied up in a cupboard without food for three days. And it was an innocent accident. At least that's what our Mum tells us.
So it's cleared up – Britney Spears is not a bad mother. That just leaves a few questions about Britney Spears up in the air – the one about the existence of the fabled Britney Spears sex tape and the one asking why Britney Spears isn't very really sexy any more.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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