Britney Spears In Hospital After K-Fed Custody Row
Britney Spears has been taken to hospital on a stretcher following a fight between Britney and Kevin Federline.
Details are a little vague at the moment, but it seems as though police were called to the home of Britney Spears a few hours ago because she was refusing to hand her children over to Kevin Federline at the time appointed by their custody case and a dispute had broken out.
Not that it was just the police that turned up, though – in total it's reported that six police cars, some ambulances, fire trucks and a police helicopter also showed up too. Just as well, because Britney Spears was apparently found to be under the influence of an unknown substance. As such, paramedics have recently removed Britney Spears from her home conscious on a stretcher and taken her to a nearby hospital for 'medical evaluation' while Kevin Federline looks after the children.
It all sounds worryingly serious, and the last thing that Britney needs now that her lawyer has just quit, but don't panic too much – it's claimed that Britney Spears still managed to flip off the paparazzi from her stretcher, which we're taking as her way of telling us that she'll be just fine.
We'll no doubt have more on this when things firm up.
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HOLY SMOKES, BATMAN. THEY’LL BRING OUT THE ARMY NEXT.
It’s a bit of a sermon against popstardom and the lurid fame that accompanies it that a basically simple girl should wind up in such a mess. Might as well sermonize too against intractability, high pressure lawyers, getting involved with the courts, the drug culture of the entertainment industry, and, oh yes, against singing songs to young people that seem to legitimatize unwise behaviors. All these chickens do actually come home to roost, and we feel sorry about it. Harmony and peace are the necessity now, but they don’t seem to seek it.