Britney Spears Has New Boyfriend, And A Type

When it comes to finding that special girl website, you know, the
one to bring home to momma, hecklerspray doesn't have a lot of
criteria. It'll have to be nice, it'll have to be pretty, and it'll
have to know what the crap 'META' means in html.

Other than that, anything goes, really. We're a lot like Britney Spears
that way. When it comes to searching out a significant other, we'll
basically take about anything that looks at us on purpose, and with
both eyes at the same time (sorry Paris). Also like Spears, very high
on our list of like-to-have lovers are the ethnically confused. Black
girls that think they're white, white girls that think they're Asian,
Asian girls that think they're a black Cybill Shepherd - we love it all.

Well as you might have guessed, Brits has been seen gallivanting around town with
some new boyfriend. And he looks a bit like a beefy K-Fed.

Britney Spears was reportedly seen making out with one J.R. Rote,
a hip-hop producer that may or may not be related to that Lord Of The Rings
writer judging by the name thing. It is the first name that gets passed down,
right? The too-hot pair were lip-stretching in the corner of some restaurant when they
were caught mid-passion by the New York Post. What's even more shocking is that
Spears was caught making out with her kids. not in the room. She was
making out with her kids not in the room. Britney Spears is a good mother. Sometimes our
punctuation just wants to throw itself in the mix at inopportune moments. Anyhow,
Foxnews.com said of the PDA:

"They were spotted kissing in public Sunday night and ended up going to
see a movie before heading back to Rotem's place."

The two also went to see a movie - and do you know what movie?  The
Holiday. That crappy looking romantic comedy where two girls switch
houses and fall in love with Jack Black. It is so disapointing to know
that even rich, wildly successful hip-hop producers aren't above a forced chick-flick.
It just goes to show you, even if a girl seems unconventional, by, oh
we don't know, constantly showing off her koochie-pop to the casual
passer-by, or getting contraversial books written about her, or getting
depicted squeezing a baby out her bronze wazoo, she'll still have a
crappy taste in music.

Gentlemen, there truely is no hope.

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