When Madonna chose Britney Spears to star in a video for her upcoming tour, she wanted Britney to utilise her best-known talent.

So from that we can assume that Britney Spears will be singing in Madonna’s video, right? Not quite. Dancing? Close, but no cigar. Instead, Madonna’s video requires Britney Spears to smash up the inside of an elevator while screaming her lungs out like some sort of crazy red-eyed bitch from hell.

It’s a stretch, we know, but somehow we think Britney Spears will be able to pull it off. We’ve seen Crossroads, after all, so we know what a versatile actor she can be when she’s essentially limited to playing herself.