When hecklerspray’s sister had a kid we thought that although it was still a beautiful thing, it was a bit different because she gave birth out of her mouth.

She thought it was food poisoning – then suddenly ‘plop,’ there’s junior puked up in the toilet bowl. Lucky for everyone involved she recognized him as a baby in desperate-need of nurturing before she reached for the silver lever. It was a wonderful day we’ll not soon forget.

Britney Spears is about to have the exact same experience. She’s flown home to Louisiana to be with Jamie Lynn while she exorcises a baby from the general area of her ovum.

Jamie Lynn Spears is an apparently young loose woman who’s about to send a child forth into the world well equipped to be a parent itself in eight or nine years. Shocking as it may sound, the child becoming a parent itself asap is essential if the younger Spears is to get a Guinness Book entry as the youngest great-grandparent ever – which has been her goal since she was like 11.

That’s just what we’ve heard. We’re not saying it’s not true, but it isn’t in any way. What we are saying though is that it’s almost go-time on the Spears baby front – and the family is coming together so everybody can watch. As People explains things:

“Britney Spears is at home in Kentwood, La., to be on hand when her sister Jamie Lynn gives birth, PEOPLE confirms. After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans on Wednesday afternoon with her father, Jamie, 55, her brother, Bryan, 31, and her assistant, Brett. The Spears clan then headed home to the Spears family Serenity mansion in Kentwood. Their arrival comes just before Jamie Lynn, 17, is expected to give birth.”

Now isn’t that what it’s all about? Family spending time with each other? Fathers, brothers, mothers and sisters all gathered together to watch their latest model pop out blue, get hung upside down and spanked?

It reminds us of our birth, which happened in a brushfire on the border of New Mexico. Mother’s broken water helped extinguish a square mile or so, the rest was put out by us spinning our umbilical cord way up over our head to create a sort of vacuum that sent all the oxygen fueling the thing out of the flame’s reach.

We actually got a medal for it a few weeks slater, but they pinned it to our black belly button scab and we eventually lost it in a dirty diaper. We’ve still got some pictures though.

To read more see “Britney Arrives in Louisiana” on OK! Magazine.com