Britney Spears Drives Herself Back To Work

In the world of Britney Spears, bygones are bygones. You get photographed endangering your baby’s life, mumble something along the lines of a vague apology and get straight back to work.

For most people, returning to work is a fairly low-profile thing to do. You schlep off, do your nine to five and go home again. Not Britney Spears, though. For her, going back to work involves dressing up as a barmy Christian chef and probably being a bit rude about Jesus.

It was very big of Britney Spears (CDs) to apologise for driving baby Sean Preston around on her lap,
even if the apology was a kind of whispered "it is what it is," rather
than the full-blown "I could have killed him! Oh my God, I’m such an
animal!" that some people (OK, us) were expecting. But now that
Britney’s strange little baby-driving incident is over, she’s going to return to what she does best: offending the people who she didn’t offend last week.

Because - media furore or not - Britney Spears has a demented
right-wing Christian chef to play on Will & Grace. And, although
she’ll probably be sloppy and rubbish at it, she still has to attend
Will & Grace rehearsals. So she has, all set for when filming starts
next week.

Which is great, there’s enough time for the Will & Grace writers to squeeze in a joke
about driving with a baby on your lap which will seem very clever at
the time but’ll end up being used as a headline to indicate what a terrible
mother Britney Spears is.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]