You may have thought that Britney Spears would have cleaned up her act after going berserk and entering rehab, but you'd be wrong – apparently Britney Spears has just done a photo shoot so awful that people say it'll end her career forever.
According to reports, this week's issue of OK! magazine was supposed to be full of pictures of Britney Spears looking glowing and radiant and healthy accompanied by an interview where Britney Spears spoke movingly and lucidly about her time in rehab and how determined she is to turn her life around. Of course, that's before Britney Spears decided to let her friends do her make up, wipe chicken grease and dog shit all over a number of designer dresses that had been provided for her, stagger around with her eyes rolled into the back of her head like a zombie or discuss important issues like how she's so paranoid that she thought the ceiling was caving in on her. Needless to say, if Britney Spears' new meltdown is included in OK! magazine it'll be the first copy of OK! that we ever buy.
The best thing about Britney Spears, in our opinion, is that she never learns anything. Pretty much the first thing Britney Spears did after ruining her career by having a baby with the village idiot – apart from repeatedly almost killing it – was to have another baby with the village idiot, and then call it a mistake. And that's just her babies – if we got into all the trouble that Britney Spears made for herself by copiously vomiting over boys, staggering around with her bare vagina flapping around like three pounds of poultry skin in a windtunnel and collapsing in clubs, we'd never have any time for anything else.
Of course, this all came to a head when Britney Spears shaved off her hair, launched into a frenzied umbrella attack on a car and discovered she was the Antichrist in rehab. Since then Britney Spears has been doing her best to put her troubles behind her, by firing her manager and slapping her mother and serving her mother legal papers and writing incomprehensible nonsense on her website. And then, just as she's apparently poised to make a giant comeback, Britney Spears reportedly blows it all by acting like the world's biggest loon at an OK! magazine photo shoot. TMZ reports:
According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.
But that's not all – after picking her untrained friends to do her make-up over two top celebrity make-up artists, TMZ reports that Britney then demanded someone order her some fried chicken, wiped her hands down the expensive Gucci dress she was wearing, then tried to clean up the shit that her new dog was churning out everywhere with an equally expensive Chanel dress.
This has apparently left OK! magazine chiefs with a bit of a dilemma. Do they decide to print images from the awful Britney Spears photo shoot and run the risk of ending Britney's career for good, or do they bury the session and interview and replace it with something less inflammatory?
The answer's obvious – Britney Spears doesn't have a career left to kill, so OK! should definitely print the pictures right now. Or OK! could at least leak the Britney Spears photos to the internet, thus sparing us the humiliation of going into a shop and asking for OK! magazine.
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Jodi says
Perhaps Paris should build a rehab for her friends…Britney and Lindsey