Britney Spears Definitely Pregnant, Not Just Porky

Rumours have been circulating for weeks that Britney Spears is pregnant again, but there was never any real confirmation. Was Britney really pregnant? Maybe she’d just been overindulging her chronic maize snack habit.

Well, now we know for sure. Britney Spears has been on TV telling the whole wide world that Kevin Federline has knocked her up all over again. And it’s provoked a twofold reaction – some groups are worried that Britney Spears has enough trouble looking after one baby, let alone two. Everyone else is just pretty jazzed that there won’t be any more shoddy Britney Spears records for another couple of years.