Britney Spears will soon undergo a court-enforced psychiatric test – officially it's to do with her kids, but we have a feeling it's because Britney's back with Adnan Ghalib again.
You know, Adnan Ghalib – the photographer who Britney Spears dumped a couple of days ago. The one who Britney Spears apparently took a restraining order out on. The one who tried to sell naked photos of Britney Spears to a newspaper. The one who just did a tell-all interview on TV about his time with Britney.
So, yes, Adnan Ghalib is back with Britney Spears. But at least he's finally got round to splitting up with his wife this time.
Britney Spears might be in the process of flushing her career and personal life down the crapper as fast as she can, but we'll give the girl this – she's world-class at picking really really impossibly awful men. Usually Kevin Federline would be a lifetime gold-standard career-high awful partner for any woman, but Britney Spears has dedicated herself to snaring a string of even less suitable boyfriends.
There was the drunken guitarist that Britney met in rehab, of course, and then that man who didn't mind when Britney barfed all over him, but they both pale into insignificance when compared to Adnan Ghalib.
And that's because neither of them have spent years aggressively stalking Britney Spears in order to try and take candid photos of her in exchange for cash like Adnan Ghalib has. And neither of them took a set of not-really naked Britney Spears pictures just so they could sell them to the highest bidder like Adnan Ghalib did. And neither of them are married like, well, you get the idea.
On Monday we reported that Britney Spears had finally seen the error of her ways and split up with Adnan Ghalib. However, having realised that doing that would directly contravene the Britney Spears Batshit Law of 2005 stating that nothing Britney Spears must ever be allowed to even partially make sense, it turns out that she's got back together with him, as OK! reports:
Even though Britney Spears appeared to be rid of her photographer beau Adnan Ghalib, OK! can exclusively confirm that the troubled singer has rekindled her romance with the former paparazzo… Around 6:00pm PT on Tuesday, the pair were spotted leaving Taverna Tony's restaurant in Malibu. Hand-in-hand, they jumped into Britney's white Mercedes and off down the coast back toward L.A., smooching all the while.
However, just because Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib were only split up for about 45 milliseconds, it still gave Adnan time to scarper off down to the Entertainment Tonight studios to do a weird tell-all interview about his relationship with Britney…
But that's in the past and, coupled with the fact that Adnan's wife has just filed for divorce, it means Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib are all set to spend the rest of their lives together. Maybe they'll even get married. Let's hope so, because we honestly can't wait to hear Adnan's hip-hop album. We hear it'll be so good it'll make Y'All Ain't Ready look like PopoZao.
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