Ever since Britney Spears staggered around like a tranquilised bear during Sunday’s MTV VMAs, even her closest friends have distanced themselves from her – that’s right; Britney Spears’ vagina has made another bid for freedom.

It’s emerged that on Sunday night after the VMAs – possibly after consulting the Big Book Of Ways To Make Career-Destroying Fuck-Ups Even Worse – Britney Spears went out partying in Las Vegas with her brother. And no knickers. Luckily for the three partially-sighted Chinese pensioners who still haven’t seen what Britney Spears’ vagina looks like, a passing photographer was kind enough to take a snap of Britney’s snapper. And now, after an MTV VMA performance so bad that people are now thinking back fondly to Kevin Federline’s solo career and the new vagina-flashing incident, it’s possible that this as bad as it gets for Britney Spears. And we’ve seen Crossroads, so that’s really saying something.