Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are having a rough time of it lately – their marriage in apparently in such trouble that all Britney and Kevin seem to do is split up and get back together again.
Which leaves them with literally no time to do the things that they love. In the case of Britney Spears that involves not being able to eat lots of cheesy corn snacks and talk into a camcorder about sex, while Kevin Federline doesn’t have the time to make up any shit-awful raps about Pavarotti.
Britney Spears (CDs) and Kevin Federline were both famed to have one of
the best marriages in showbiz – the kind of marriage that can only come
when a listless major popstar pinches a fame-hungry dancer with an eye
on his own recording contract away from his young family and shacks up
with him. God, Britney and Kevin were so sweet.
They even had their own TV show – Britney And Kevin: Chaotic
– where they displayed their burgeoning love for one another in a
queasy handheld stylee that – in the words of the one critic that
managed to actually sit through an entire episode – "makes Survivor look like cinema verite".
But since Britney squeezed out baby Sean Preston, there’s been trouble in the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline paradise. Earlier in the week, Britney reportedly threw Kevin out of their house and took his Ferrari back to the car shop.
Sources are suggesting that the big split happened after Kevin let one of his
friends smoke weed in her house; but other – more spurious – reasons
for the break-up could have been that Kevin laughed at the life-sized Nativity scene that Britney made for Sean Preston, or maybe he mentioned to Britney that a Sean Preston action figure might not be the best way to go. Who knows? Hopefully we’ll hear all about in one of Kevin Federline’s amazing raps. Straight 2008, y’all.
But now it seems that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are back
together. Possibly. A source gave the following, desperately vague
quote:
"I don’t think she’s upset with him because of something
specific. She’s overwhelmed with her new lifestyle — being a wife and a
mother —
and sometimes takes it out on the people she’s closest to and who she
knows will stick around."
So they might be back together. Or not.
Still, at least Ashlee Simpson is thinking of them. She knows all about
splits, what with her sister Jessica and Nick Lachey ending their fake marriage, so she’s in a prime position to give some sage marriage advice to Britney and Kevin. Advice like:
"If it’s true I wish the best for her. It’s sad."
Yeah, thanks for that, Ashlee…
Read more:
Britney Takes Kevin Back – iAfrica
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Rachel says
I hope you two figure out how to communicate better. Sounds like mis communication issues. Anyway god gave you both a special gift(Sean) so please remember that. Also, Christmas time is arriving be thankful for what you have.
Dee says
IT WAS A FAILED AMRRIAGE FROM DAY ONE!!!!!!! LIKE WE DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING!
gremlin says
They’re both stupid and trashy and now that they’ve managed to breed, their rube genes will continue to reproduce more idiots like themselves. They make me ahsmaed to be American. With any luck, all three of them will overdose on something soon.
William Harris says
I think Britney Spears should take a good look at herself and hope that she comes up with a plan. I hope that things do work out in the near future for herself and of course kevin. In these days & ages I think a woman needs to be loved at all times, but you can not get things right! I would think that Kevin has gone for her for the money not her in a real HUMAN BEING! GOOD-LUCK
Angela says
This article was great. It was the perfect combination of fact and funny. If the news was this interesting, I’d actually watch it!!!
Julie says
Britney doesnt deserve what Kevin has done to her..I think what Justin Timberlake suposivly said to her is true…”if you unhappy leave Kevin”..Brit do it for you and your adorable son (Sean)You deseve so much more