Britney Leads 4 Paparazzi To The Big House, The Slammer, The Clink

There's a few things in this world that will never change. For instance, government taxes will always be squeezed from your paycheck, and intestinal worms will continue to squirm and squiggle 100 times a night until they wake you up to throw little pieces of themselves into the toilet as you sit on that cold, cold porcelain seat.

Last night their final tickle came ten minutes before our alarm went off - don't you hate that?

Well we hate it too, but it is an inevitable fact of day to day life on this big blue spinning orb. Another thing inevitable and unchanging is Britney Spears knack for getting in the press. Or perhaps we should say the inevitable thing is the press getting in her.

 Do what you will with that last sentence.

Four paparazzi just got arrested for mercilessly pursuing her in a car. That's right - it's the papparazzi that got arrested. That hasn't happened since that whole Selena thing, has it?

Picture if you will, Britney Spears casually driving in a car on a crisp Los Angeles winter's morning, no kids are with her, however, because of the severe legal ramifications that would imply. Perhaps she's just pulled out of a Taco Bell, and perhaps she's trying to figure out how to shift while she double grips a gordita-supreme. Probably not though - because this time police say Spears' vehicle was driving well within the perimeters of the law.

The paparazzi in pursuit of her, however, appear to have been reckless. As Reuters says:

"Los Angeles police spokeswoman Sara Faden said the four were among a group of paparazzi seen driving at high speed in the Mission Hills area of the city around 11:30 p.m. on Wednesday on the trail of the troubled singer. Britney Spears was part of the group, but was not driving recklessly," Faden said. She said four men were booked for reckless driving and each ordered to put up $5,000 bail."

That's five grand a piece - which should be almost impossible for any of them to come up with. Unless they already have some juicy pics of Spears in their camera phones, in which case they should be able to pay the bail. And buy a burger and fries afterwards. And a yacht. And a chef to cook their burger and fries on the yacht.

Seriously - you don't even want to know how much we paid for that thar pic of Spears. Ok it was nothing, but had we acquired it legitimately we'd have forked out three thousand dollars.

You know what though? You guys are like, so worth it.

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4 Paparazzi Arrested for Chasing Britney - Associated Press