Hey, creepy overweight Internet men! Ever wanted to buy a piece of underwear belonging to Britney Spears so that you can prance around in your bedroom wearing it and singing I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman?

Well, today is your lucky day! Britney Spears is auctioning off a bunch of her stuff on eBay to help the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund. And yes, you can actually buy her bra.

Britney Spears is auctioning 451 items of hers – including pieces of clothing,
accessories and furniture – to help the hurricane fund. Top attraction so
far is an old bra of hers. Sadly – for obsessive Britney weirdos at
least – it’s not a recent one, so it won’t be full of lactation stains.
In actual fact, it’s a jewel-encrusted bra
from one of Britney’s music videos. But it’s strictly a bra for the
well-off – it’s currently going for $9,100, with four days still remaining.

Poorer Britney fans shouldn’t be down-hearted, though. From the two-piece swimsuit going for $534.99 to the Beanie Baby bride bear  going for $46, to the lipstick used by Britney going for $26, to the cheapest lot – a horrible pink sweater going for $2.25 – every pathological stalker-type has something they can bid on.

But whatever you buy will probably need washing a few times to stop it smelling of smoke and cheese-flavoured maize snacks.

Take a look at all of the items in the eBay Britney Spears Charity auction.

[story by Stuart Heritage]