British Soap Awards - Sexiest Male Nominees

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April 30th, 2005 at 14:00 by Stuart Heritage

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Day four of hecklerspray and Betfair.com’s British Soap Awards nominee list. And today is a day for the ladies, because we’re looking at the Sexiest Male list.

Soap blokes are a notoriously sexy bunch of men. Take Ian Beale. Did you see him the other week flushing his head down the toilet? Woooargh! What a sexy bastard. And don’t get us started on Fat Alan from Emmerdale, either. He’s a whole heap of man!

Brace yourself, girls…

The nominees, and their current odds are:

Nigel Harman - Den in Eastenders. Not Dirty Den, Clean Den. Because incest is SEXY! Current odds - 8/21

Bill Ward - the evil builder in Coronation Street. Because psychologically abusing your girlfriend is SEXY! Current odds - 5/1

Shane Ritchie - Cheeky cockney Alfie Moon from Eastenders. Because being a former presenter of children’s gameshow Run The Risk is SEXY! Current odds - 7/1

Joe Swash - plays dodgy dealer Mickey Miller in Eastenders. Because having a voice like a 93 year-old barber is SEXY! Current odds - 9/1

Marcus Patric - one of the conveyor-belt Hollyoaks preening girlie-man. Because being prone to bouts of swaggering immaturity is SEXY! Current odds - 13/1

Danny Young - Bland wannabe football player from Coronation Street. Because being a bland wannabe football player from Coronation Street is SEXY! Current odds - 15/1

Ryan Thomas - plays a young Coronation Street builder by the name of Grimshaw. Because almost going for tea round Michael Jackson’s house is SEXY! Current odds - 17/1

Ben Freeman - Emmerdale love rat. Because taking advantage of a mentally ill woman and making her is SEXY! Current odds - 17/1

As always, there are a lot of other nominees, all probably about as sexy as having a scab pulled off. To see the whole list, click on the ‘Special Bets’ section of Betfair.com. Then you can put some money down, and sort of own a little bit of their sexy souls.

[story by Stuart Heritage]

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