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In May, the British Soap Awards Sexiest Female will be decided from a pool of pouting, goose-fat coated FHM covergirls in waiting. And now’s the time to get betting on the award winner.

We’re midway through our look at the British Soap Awards Sexiest Female contenders, and we’ve dispensed with a) the women from daytime soaps that nobody watches and b) reet ugly lasses. Don’t forget to place bets on the winner now, because it’s the only way that watching a two-hour smugfest presided over by Philip Scofield will be even halfway bearable.

So here are the British Soap Awards Sexiest Female betting odds for Ali Bastian, Patsy Kensit and Sammy Winward, with help from PaddyPower.com…

Ali Bastian – Ali Bastian plays Becca Dean in Hollyoaks. Now, we
have a genuine medical allergy to Hollyoaks – it’s possibly to do with
the fact that we hate the young so very very much – so we don’t really
know very much about Ali Bastian. Apparently her character is a student
teacher that sleeps around with her students, or something. Which sounds
like she’s a character perfectly created for getting teenage boys to
vote her as the Sexiest Female at the British Soap awards. But what do
we know? We’re not sure that we could tell any two Hollyoaks characters
apart. Current British Soap Awards Sexiest Female betting odds – 25/1

Patsy Kensit – Patsy Kensit plays Sadie King in Emmerdale. Patsy
Kensit has got married to literally everyone that has ever been vaguely
associated with the music industry, but that’s not why she’s on the
British Soap Awards Sexiest Female shortlist. As Sadie King, Patsy
Kensit has injected some real sex appeal into Emmerdale, although a
goat in a corset would have managed to inject some sex appeal into
Emmerdale. However, ten years ago when Patsy Kensit was wooing Liam Gallagher,
people thought she was too old. And that was ten years ago. Can Patsy
still cut it as a sexy woman? Current British Soap Awards Sexiest
Female betting odds – 22/1

Sammy Winward – Sammy Winward plays Katie Sugden in Emmerdale. Sammy
Winward must be Pasty Kensit’s worst nightmare – she’s young, blonde,
pretty, seems to really enjoy larking about in bikinis on the front of
lad mags and has better British Soap Awards Sexiest Female betting
odds, too. In Emmerdale, Sammy Winward has slept with a lot of men. In
real life – well, in real life we should all just be thankful that that
singing career never really took off. Current British Soap Awards
Sexiest Female betting odds – 16/1

We’ll be looking at the rest of the British Soap Awards Sexiest
Female betting odds throughout the week, but don’t forget to keep
checking PaddyPower.com for all the latest British Soap Awards Sexiest
Female betting odds – and all kinds of other betting, too. Remember
that PaddyPower.com will give you a free £10 bet when you open an
account with them. Good luck!

[story by Stuart Heritage]

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