Britain’s Got Talent: Susan Boyle To Win?

88485-britains-got-talent-the-susan-boyle-fact-file-200-150x1501And now, thanks to yet another woeful miscalculation, our look at Britain’s Got Talent draws to an end a week earlier than it should.

Because of this, next week we’ll be looking at the contenders to be the next female host of This Morning, which is just wonderful. But anyway, you know the deal by know – we pick the people we think might win Britain’s Got Talent and are then shamefully, needlessly horrible about them. And this is the last one, which means one thing.

Here’s the Britain’s Got Talent rundown for Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle – Susan Boyle isn’t just the favourite to win Britain’s Got Talent; if we gave ITV viewers the choice, they’d probably install her as the head of the royal family. Why? Because of her voice? Hardly – it’s because she looks like a massive bogey that’s been rolled in pubic hair. But just because everyone on the planet has watched her Britain’s Got Talent audition 250 times in a row, it doesn’t necessarily mean that Susan Boyle is going to walk away with the title. Remember that the British public loves an underdog, and now that Susan Boyle is one of the most famous women on the planet, they might feel the need to knock her down a peg or two come the next round. Or she’ll end up winning. Whichever one means we hear about her less, we’d like that please.

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Comments

  1. Jade Allum says

    Susan Boyle is not that great. More horrid than anything in the WORLD! Please get her off of Britians Got Talent!

  2. Jacqueline Rich says

    Stuart,

    Your comments about Susan Boyles’ appearance reveal more about you than her. You’re an arrogant lowlife asshole, disrespectful and pathetic. Where do they dig guys like you up ???? Could be the publication itself comes out of the gutter.

    Jacqueline Rich ( and I don’t want to hide my identity; I stand by what I say )

  3. ashley says

    JADE DONT BE A BITCH. CUZ WE ALL KNOW THAT YOUR DUMBASS SELF CANT GET UP ON THAT STAGE AND DO IT BETTER. YOUR PROBLEY ONE OF THEM DORKS THAT WISHED HE HAD A SHOT LIKE THAT BUT GUESS WHAT IN REALITY YOUR STUPID ASS SUCKS. BUT ANYWAYS GET YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP ACTING LIKE A JERK. BECAUSE YOU KNOW SUSAN ROCK THAT STAGE EVERY TIME SHE WAS ON IT. SO DONT PUT YOUR STUPID COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE ABOUT HOW THIS WOMAN AINT GOOD AND ALL THAT CRAP. OKAY BITCH!!!!

    KEEPING ROCKING THE STAGE SUSAN US…. GIRL IS THE UNITED STATES IN DESTIN, FLORIDA LOVE YOU GIRL. I HOPE YOU WIN THIS. YOU DESERVE IT. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK