And now, thanks to yet another woeful miscalculation, our look at Britain’s Got Talent draws to an end a week earlier than it should.
Because of this, next week we’ll be looking at the contenders to be the next female host of This Morning, which is just wonderful. But anyway, you know the deal by know – we pick the people we think might win Britain’s Got Talent and are then shamefully, needlessly horrible about them. And this is the last one, which means one thing.
Here’s the Britain’s Got Talent rundown for Susan Boyle…
Susan Boyle – Susan Boyle isn’t just the favourite to win Britain’s Got Talent; if we gave ITV viewers the choice, they’d probably install her as the head of the royal family. Why? Because of her voice? Hardly – it’s because she looks like a massive bogey that’s been rolled in pubic hair. But just because everyone on the planet has watched her Britain’s Got Talent audition 250 times in a row, it doesn’t necessarily mean that Susan Boyle is going to walk away with the title. Remember that the British public loves an underdog, and now that Susan Boyle is one of the most famous women on the planet, they might feel the need to knock her down a peg or two come the next round. Or she’ll end up winning. Whichever one means we hear about her less, we’d like that please.