Britain’s Got Talent: Can Shaheen Jafargholi Win?
Here we are, then – the midway point of our Britain’s Got Talent Week Of Obvious Space-Filler.
By now, everyone has an idea about who’ll win Britain’s Got Talent – it’ll probably be a funny-looking pleb with a tragic history and a penchant for showtunes. And we say that with some amount of certainty, because we’ve just described every single contestant on Britain’s Got Talent ever. Our apologies.
Anyway, what about Shaheen Jafargholi? Can he win Britain’s Got Talent? Let’s jolly well find out, shall we?
Shaheen Jafargholi - In all honesty we’re not sure how we feel about little Shaheen Jafargholi, and here’s why: 1) any time someone says his name out loud, we immediately think they’ve been struck down with pig flu. 2) Although he’s a kid, Shaheen Jafargholi’s gross inability to identify who songs are by annoys us intensely – Shaheen, Valerie is by The Zutons not Amy Winehouse, and Who’s Loving You is by The Temptations not Michael Jackson. 3) Shaheen Jafargholi is so horribly confident in everything he does that we can’t help but want him to fail. 4) Simon Cowell winked at Shaheen Jafargholi at the end of his performance, and it was hands-down the creepiest thing we’ve ever seen in our entire lives. That ends our list of reasons why Shaheen Jafargholi probably shouldn’t win Britain’s Got Talent.
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Shaheen Jafargholi should win because…hmmmm, let’s see…he’s the most talented contestant on Britain’s Got Talent! As for his inability to identify songs ….ummmm….it’s a TALENT show, NOT a QUIZ-SHOW.
and also the version of Valerie he sang was the Amy Winehouse one.. so that’s why he said Amy Winehouse.
As for the other song.. does it really matter who sang it? All that matters is that Shaheen sang it beautifully.
Shaheen will win
Hopefully ,,,
He has got cute dimples
i’LL VOTE FOR HIM
Correction Stuart Heritage. Please do research before you write an article. Who’s Loving You was also performed by the Jackson 5 and written by William Robinson, better known as Smokey Robinson, who was formerly of the Miracles. The Jackson 5’s version is more popular.
this article pissed me off so excuse my language!!
You dumb fucks!!! We all pretty much know who sings the songs so how about you do ur research next time. Hop off his dick. His voice is beautiful!!!
I hope he does win just to prove all those haters(Just like u) wrong.
And its sad tht u would have time to make ur own page about the way someone else sings. U must be feelin the pressure too huh….GET A LIFE!!!
ok first of all, yes those people done those songs FIRST! but he is saying its done by them as they are the people he knows who sang them, AS THEY DID SING THOSE SONGS!
Idiot, hes a little kid with such a great voice!!
The Jackson 5 sings who’s loving you! He’s 12 yrs old give him a break! He knows of MJ than than J5. do some research before u write crap.
He’s only 12 years old! get a life. He’s got a fantastic voice and great personality.
This smarmy little boy is a tool of his money grubbing parents-lots of little boys can sing-talk about stage mothers.
Go Susan Boyle!!!!!!!
Can Shaheen Jafargholi win? You’d better bloody believe it! Were it not for a certain “church choir” sounding overly-sensationalized mediocre talent getting in his way, Shaheen has it hands down! Down with Susan Boyle, who has had her best moment and is now passe. Up with Shaheen Jafargholi, who has a fabulous career ahead much to the delight of all of his many fans!!!
Have to say that as brave as she was, I don’t think Hollie should have been put through. If she couldn’t the pressure tonight then it is not fair to put her further where if she wins the whole thing she has to sing in front of the QUEEN!! It is nothing against the poor kid at all I felt really sorry for her but she seemed more terrified of her mother’s reaction than anything else. Is she another victim of stage parent pressure?
AND have none of the judges heard of counter tenors? They seemed completely surprised that a man can sing so high which makes you wonder just how qualified they all are to judge real talent at all if they are only open to not seeing or hearing anything that might have some classical background to it.
i hope so bt then hez nt gonna win
hez still a winner 4 me !!
i love him soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!