So that’s the Eurovision Song Contest done, and Big Brother won’t be here to wreck our lives for a little bit longer.
And that’s why, for one glorious week only, we’re going to be looking at the favourites to win Britain’s Got Talent. Why? Because Britain’s Got Talent is a joyous demonstration of the human condition in full flight, and not just because we’ve got a story slot to fill for a week.
So here’s the Britain’s Got Talent rundown for Flawless…
Flawless - This year, aside from creepy children and women who sing quite well despite being a bit funny-looking, Britain’s Got Talent has been characterised by its dance troupes. There have been millions of them, all one after the other and all identical. So why do we think that Flawless are in the running to win Britain’s Got Talent? Well, we have two main reasons. Firstly, Flawless all dress in suits and wear hats, some in the style of 1980s comedian Jimmy Cricket. This means that, while Flawless rip off Michael Jackson’s 30-year-old dance moves – a classic troupe trope – they do so looking a little bit like that bit in The Matrix 2 where Neo fights all the Agent Smiths. Our second reason is that we picked their name out of a hat full of all the other Britain’s Got Talent dance troupes. Seriously, they’re identical.
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you seriously have no idea about what ur talking bout! they’re not ‘identical’ to any of the other dance acts. if u knew anything about dance, u wud hav sed that their routine was well choreographed, they were in sync and their moves were a lot more impressive than most acts.