Well, let’s all do a slow clap for Khloe Kardashian, who has officially claimed the title of dumbest spawn of Kris Jenner. The title was officially held by Rob for letting Blac Chyna finesse him into having a kid with her.
As you may recall, just two days before Khloe popped out their daughter, True, Tristan was caught sliding into the DMs (and so much more) of every wannabe butt model on Instagram the entire time Khloe was pregnant. I’d like to think most sane women would kick their cheating baby daddy to the curb after being caught on video motorboating another bitch while they were pregnant, but Khloe is from Calabasas and sanity isn’t really a thing over there.
While most speculated that Khloe and Tristan were 100% done after the cheating scandal, Khloe has apparently had a change of heart and wants to work things out for the sake of their newborn daughter. Khloe and Tristan are still living together with their daughter and the couple were recently spotted out to lunch together and Khloe even attended a Cavs game, thus suggesting she’s giving ol’ Third Trimester Thompson a second chance.
Khloe Kardashian is now tragic to me for two reasons:
- Tristan Thompson cheated on her with MULTIPLE women during her pregnancy, which is legit one of the lowest and most disrespectful things a man can do to his significant other while she’s pregnant. Khloe continues to display an ABSURD amount of loyalty to men who show her zero respect and that is genuinely sad af.
- What the mixture of injections and pregnancy has done to her ass. Homegirl seriously looks like one of those mythical creatures that are have human, have horse. Centaurs? Is that what they are? I’m not 100% sure, but that’s exactly what she looks like, and is yet again a prime example of why y’all need to stop messing with your butts. Sad af.