Here in the UK, Brigitte Nielsen is known mainly for forcing Jackie Stallone into saying the immortally confusing “Yeah, Brackie” line on Celebrity Big Brother. But there’s so much more to her than that.

Brigitte Nielsen is also world-famous for being in Beverly Hills Cop II for about five minutes and, um, no – that’s about it. Hang on, Brigitte Nielsen used to be married to Sylvester Stallone too. That’s quite exciting. Anyway, Brigitte Nielsen has got married again – for the fifth time – at the weekend. To someone we wouldn’t even be able to recognise if he walked around wearing a T-shirt with ‘I recently got married to the woman who played Agnes in 976-EVIL 2 – The Astral Factor’ written on it.