Brigitte Bardot Back Being A Mental Old Racist Again
Brigitte Bardot is living proof that not only do pretty girls eventually lose their looks, but they also go a bit batty and racist sometimes as well.
That’s because dear old Brigitte Bardot, the woman who entranced the world with her earthy sensuality all those years ago, has just been convicted for provoking discrimination and racial hatred for the fifth time in 11 years, after she published a letter claiming that Muslims are destroying France because they don’t kill sheep properly.
Brigitte Bardot, you’ll remember, was the star of the 1958 movie And God Created Women, a movie that’s soon to be re-released to DVD with the title And God Created One Specific Woman Although He Sort Of Regrets It Every Time She Opens Her Shrapnel-Filled Gob, The Witchy Old Nutter.
It’s often said that beautiful people don’t have to develop personalities because their lovely faces mean they don’t have to try as hard as the rest of us. But Brigitte Bardot is clearly the exception to the rule – she’s developed quite a strong personality. Admittedly it’s the personality of a loopy old reactionary racist who surrounds herself with animals but, hey, beggars can’t be choosers.
And make no mistake – Brigitte Bardot does love animals. Whenever the time calls for any sort of animal rights activism, be it Canadian seal hunting or people eating horses, Bardot can always be found at the fore, trying to change the world with her political ideals and her violently yellow teeth.
In fact, Brigitte Bardot loves all of Earth’s creatures. Unless they happen to be, you know, brown. Because Brigitte Bardot enjoys nothing more than to wail angrily about them until she’s been repeatedly convicted of inciting racial hatred. Which, by chance, has just happened again.
It’s all to do with sheep, you see. Brigitte Bardot was conviced for provoking discrimination and racial hatred and fined 15,000 Euros for publishing a letter she wrote to Nicholas Sarkozy that was all “I’ve had it with these Muslims coming over here, taking all our jobs and slaughtering our sheep in accordance with their own religious beliefs.” E! Online reports:
“I’ve had enough of being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts.” Bardot, a longtime and ardent animal rights advocate, was particularly referring to the Muslim feast of Aid el-Kebir, which is celebrated by slaughtering sheep. In her letter, she argued that Muslims should stun the animals before slaughtering them. The 73-year-old singer-actress sent the letter to Sarkozy back in December 2006 and subsequently published it in her foundation’s quarterly journal.
So that’s that. Brigitte Bardot has been convicted and fined – she was spared the two months in jail that she could have received – and she’s definitely learned her lesson once and for all. For around 2.2 years, anyway, which is the next time she’s scheduled to be racially dubious to an illegal degree.
Still, let’s not be completely down on Brigitte Bardot – she still has an awful lot going for her. For instance, she’s easily one of the easiest racists to masturbate to, along with Tintin and the bloke out of Seinfeld.
And what she said wasn’t that bad, really – it’s not as if she wore a racist scarf during a doughnut commercial, was it? They’re the bastards we should really go after.
Excuse, me, does Ms. Bardot’s letter mention RACE at all? I can’t find the full text online (not speaking French), but the juicy bits that people quote don’t contain ANY mention of race. She targets Muslims – which could mean white Muslims, black Muslims, or tall gorgeous hot blonde Muslims.
The point that you’re completely missing here is that France’s “anti-racial law” protects RELIGIONS as well as races.
So if you (say) denounce the followers of Baal for their habit of sacrificing live babies in furnaces; the French can prosecute you. Because it’s RELIGION, see?
Oooh, controversial;
It’s Race Day at Hecklerspray
All the site needs now
Is a Haiku with
Too many syllables; and
Then the world will implode
You’re right, she wasn’t talking about Muslim immigrants; why would we even THINK that given her history of not talking about Muslim immigrants?
Thanks for introducing that oh-so-germane distinction, Dave, as well as introducing that COMPLETELY AT RANDOM Ba’al parallel, you passive-aggressive little faggot.
MUSLIMS ARE SATANISTS!!! ANN COULTER TYOLD ME SO!! I MUST DEBATE SOCIO-RELIGIOUS CONFLICTS ON A SATIRE BLOG!! I AM A HUGE TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t understand you, speak english please. and stop shouting.
So let me get this straight, ‘gir’; you interpret peoples’ statements based on other things they’ve said in the past? The actual words in the statement don’t count very much?
Could you quote what she actually said, or is that too much like actual debating?
“…my country, France, my homeland, my land is again invaded by an overpopulation of foreigners, especially Muslims.”
Why bother? You’re still going to be a sissy little twat about with his panties all in a bunch about your high-n-mighty distinction between race and religion. Although, since apparently historical context is unimportant….
David Bryden Says:
June 4th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
…I…completely miss [the point]…as well as…sacrific[e] live babies in furnaces
Where does it say that followers of Ba’al were prone to sacrificing babies? Ba’al worship was fairly widespread throughout the middle east during the remote period of history and I had the impression that it was quite a charming religion.
Dear gir;
[1] Race and religion are two… oh why bother, you’re either an idiot or a troll. And you spell too properly for an idiot.
And you’re either and idiot or a….
Well, that’s pretty much it. Idiot.
Whats wrong with her speaking the truth? The muslims DO treat and kill sheep inhumanely..
I’m guessing your really ugly and hate beautiful people because your ugly.
It doesn’t seem like she’s racist. She doesn’t like how muslims kill sheep and she doesn’t like that they come to France practising their religious things which she doesn’t like. She said nothing about Race, she doesn’t hate people because their black or asian, she just doesn’t like them killing France’s sheep.
Killing in the ‘halal’ way is cruel and inhumane, period. No excuses, the Western world is sick of these practices, but we have to put up with the shit cos of the PC brigade.
I don’t think the streets of Dubai would take kindly to Western women walking round in shorts and bikini tops, when in Rome springs to mind