Bridge Over Troubled Bong Water - Art Garfunkel Busted For Pot Again.

Let’s see: Crazy hair? Check. Funny voice? Check. Ridiculous use of the word "Groovy"? Check. A song called Sail On A Rainbow? Check. An unnerving tendency to dress his son up as a mini-me version of himself? Check.

Let’s face it, it was never going to be a big surprise that Art Garfunkel liked to smoke pot, was it?

Last year, Art Garfunkel’s limousine was stopped for speeding near
Woodstock. During the subsequent search, a small amount of marijuana
was found in Garfunkel’s jacket and the police busted his hippy ass.
Art pleaded guilty to possession charges and paid $200 in fines.

And this year, almost exactly the same thing has happened again. On
Sunday, Art Garfunkel’s car failed to stop at a stop sign near
Woodstock. A police officer pulled him over and apparently noticed a
strong smell of pot. Sure enough, there was a joint in the ashtray.
Garfunkel is now due in court on September 22nd.

It looks like these pot busts are starting to appear with the same regularity as disappointing Simon And Garfunkel (CDs) reunions. But Art should be careful with his use of marijuana. If he doesn’t watch out, he might end up writing some really dreadful poetry about being a rock star. Oh, he already has? Well, he might end up starring in the worst film ever made. He’s already done that too? OK, never mind.

Read more:
Art Garfunkel charged with pot possession - MSNBC

[story by Stuart Heritage]