Breaking: Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Endorses Barack Obama

Without a shadow of a doubt, the two most important things to happen to the planet this year are the American general election and the Sex And The City film.

So imagine – just imagine – what would happen if the general election and the Sex And The City movie hit each other head-on. Imagine the explosion of joy. Scientists would probably bookmark that date as the day when all of Earth’s problems were solved forever.

So, people, brace yourself for that exact thing, because it’s happened – Sarah Jessica Parker has claimed that her five-year-old son quite likes Barack Obama. And Lego. But mainly Barack Obama. He’s harder to ram up your nose than Lego.