I promise you all that a blog about Prince’s death is en route, but I had to make a pretty serious decision here about what I considered to be the bigger piece of breaking news: a music icon’s death, or the fact that Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna Snapchatted themselves together today. We all know what I chose.
This is literally the biggest thing that has happened to me all year (not really, but maybe). The above picture of Kylie and Chyna was taken TODAY! That’s right people, one of the greatest feuds of our time has come to an end, or maybe never even existed at all!
Both Kylie and Chyna took to their Snapchat accounts today to post captioned photos of themselves together. Kylie’s captioned her photo:
“When we’ve been best friends the whole time…”
And this is Chyna’s:
Just a little refresher, as if you need one, Chyna was tight with all the Kardashian women back when she was engaged to her baby daddy, Tyga, a man who looks like the love child of Ice T and the shitty, leafless tree growing in my yard. Tyga dumped Chyna and hooked up with Kylie, the Kardashian’s underage sister, making him like a ghetto Humbert Humbert and ruining Chyna’s friendship with Kim and Kourtney. Kylie and Chyna had a big, childish Instagram feud for a good year until Chyna proved herself to be the Steve Jobs of petty (a real fucking innovator) and hooked up with and GOT ENGAGED to Rob Kardashian, thus making this whole family an absolute fucking mess. OR NOT.
A lot of people are speculating that the two have buried the hatchet given that Chyna is super over Tyga and is mad in love with Rob now. Not me, though.
No, Detective Krysta Fitzpatrick thinks there is more than a little truth to Kylie’s caption that they’ve been bff this whole time.
You see, what I think is that Satan’s top earners, Kris Jenner and Ryan Seacrest, got together and started plotting this shit out YEARS ago. Like maybe back in 2014, Chyna and Tyga had a mutual break up and she really didn’t care when he was interested in a young Kylie Jenner, but then Kris Jenner intervened and was like “Hey ya’ll, how would you feel about making yourselves a lot of money and a hell of a lot more famous? You both also get to fuck my kids.” Hence this whole fucking sham of a situation was born.
I’m not going to lie, I haven’t really wrapped my head around this shit yet, but I have a lot of feelings right now, so you can definitely expect some updates on this breaking situation that clearly has me RATTLED.
Prince is dead, Kylie and Chyna are bff, and there wasn’t a new “The Goldbergs” this week. My world makes no sense right now.