Everyone seems to think that technology has made life easier now.

But it hasn’t. If anything the floodgates have been opened and let an influx of morons cause nothing but annoyance. Prior to websites like YouTube, we watched crap TV, but it was well made rubbish that later went on to win multiple BAFTAs.

Thanks to the surge of reality TV, ‘celebrities’ are shot out of the fame womb and into our faces daily. Jedward have experienced an amazing year of energetically pissing us off with their ability to be pop stars despite being useless at singing, dancing and miming. With X Factor 2010 starting soon, the brotherly duo probably realise their time is up and the fame baton will be passed on to another singer whose true potential is only reached when they shove his their hand into a bear trap. Fear not though, Jedward aren’t going down without a fight. They’re going to chop off their trademark quiffs to gain your attention.

It says a lot about a musician when their one defining characteristic isn’t the music they produce, but their looks. Because they’re Irish, Jedward can’t trade off that, as Bono has already bagged that characteristic. He is also an goody two-shoes for all things religious, political and famine related. So what’s the next best option? Having stupid hair, The Edge has them on wearing hats and sunglasses.

The Jedward quiff was a fascinating sight to behold. Reams of hair were seemingly stuck together and expertly crafted together using approximately five tubs of hair gel each. If the brothers do go ahead and chop their mop, manufacturers of the gunk they splatter in to their hair will no doubt see a drop in profits. We thought they were the muppets of the pop world, but it looks like they are actually bad boys! Entertainmentwise reports the duo as saying:

“We’re going to have a change. Go to the barber’s and get it all shaved off. We might get in trouble but we like breaking the rules all the time. We’ll definitely do it.”

With this revolutionary attitude, let’s make sure that all rooms they enter are cleared of solvents; they’ll be addicted to the stuff by Christmas and robbing pensioners so they can afford a hit of marker pen to get off their tits.

It’s all been about haircuts recently with Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson all deciding that they want to alter their existing look. Frankly, it’s getting a bit boring now. Wouldn’t it just be much more interesting if someone went for a full skinhead, say Amy Winehouse, and then surprised us on a daily basis with a wig of the day? We’d all be kept on tenterhooks as we wouldn’t know if one day we’d see a pirate theme or a combover.

Let’s hope if Jedward do shave what hair they have, they then don’t do a Britney Spears and also flash their gash. Shaved or unshaved, that wasn’t a pretty image at all.

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