Brand Me Britney

At last, Britney has captured the essence of herself in a perfume bottle, and why not? First we could glow like J.Lo and now we can smell the bittersweet fragrance of Britney’s curiosity. Joy to the world, reader.

The fragrance called Curious by Britney Spears, will stamp her authority on the perfume industry by having every female teenager and toddler asking their mother for the aroma during trips to the mall somewhere in Middle America.

What does it smell like? Who knows? Until maybe your girlfriend will ask for it for Valentines Day, lay low and stay away from the cosmetics departments.

Let’s hope it doesn’t smell like Britney with a bad hangover on the way to the 7/11. However, nice or horrible that may be, the ever rising reality is that major celebrities would brand their mother if they knew it could make them money.

Not only this but Britney and her husband Kevin Federline are also launching their own range of clothing. Bringing even more white trash fashion into the lives of the UK public, often characterised by trucker hats and low-slung sweat pants.

So don’t fret if in some time you see your ten-year-old cousin dressed like she’d driven in a pick up from Kentwood, Louisiana all the way to New Malden. It’s only the style of the times.