Brad Pitt has hit upon the perfect solution to constant press intrusion. Buy a house in the middle of the desert for him, Angelina Jolie, and a million orphaned babies to live in together. It’s just a shame we all found out about it first.

One minute Mr bottle blond is opening a Vegas casino (without having to invest a penny no less), the next Brad is searching the desert for a potential Barratt home with built in oasis. It appears these days Brad Pitt (DVDs) likes property even more than women he denies having sex with.

Angelina Jolie (DVDs) may well be joining Brad in his desert alcove. Or she may just stay in the UK, living in her giant shoe.

Currently a resident of the wealthy region of Fulmer in
Buckinghamshire, it must feel strange to a Hollywood megastar such as Angelina to not be the richest person in the entire street. Probably
downright frustrating too.

Brad’s not going to have that problem of course, because he won’t actually have any neighbours at all. Setting $1.5 million as a potential budget means he can afford somewhere more than a little ‘off the grid’.

A friend of Brad’s reputed blabbed:

"It is the perfect romantic hideaway – no one knows who they are there – and who would not be impressed with a few nights of passion in the Sahara?"

Brad and Angelina are hardly likely to fade into obscurity with a thousand paparazzi minions turning up every time Angie goes sunbathing or Jennifer Aniston gets so much as a dizzy spell.

With Marrakesh currently topping the list of Brad’s ideal places to hide, there’s a distinct possibility he’ll be donning his Troy get-up for any impromptu trips down the newsagent.

Airy, nice bit of bling, plenty of flesh on display for the Moroccan locals, we say he’d be daft not to.

[story by Chris Laverty]