Now that The Most Beautiful Baby In Existence has been born and given her My First Water Into Wine playset, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can go back to doing what they do best.
What do Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do best? Coyly choke the world to death with their love? Improve their public image by helping the world's poor at any opportunity? Make films that are never quite as good as you'd expect them to be? The answer to all of this is a resounding yes – and that's why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are rumoured to be making a 'Let's help Namibia and look at our wicked new stupidly-named kid' documentary.
When it was announced that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going to Namibia to give birth to Shiloh Nouvel, we'll admit that we thought it was a ploy by the couple to go to a small African country, get the government on their side and act all hardass on any paparazzi that tried to take their pictures. But there's a chance we were wrong, because – in addition to the £164,000 gift that Brad and Angelina gave to Namibia – there are rumours that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been spending their time secretly filming a documentary all about their stay in Namibia.
Angelina Jolie is said to have fallen head over heels in love with Namibia since arriving there, while Brad Pitt is just thought to be pleased that the country isn't as dirty and cabbage-stinking as Paris, and a documentary seemed like the natural way to capture their love for the country.
The Most Beautiful Family In The World have apparently been filming their Namibia documentary since they set foot in the country last month, and will continue the shoot until they leave Namibia in a few weeks. And – just in case you think a worthy documentary about a couple of over-earnest actors smiling at African orphans sounds like torture – baby Shiloh Nouvel is apparently going to make an appearance, unless her luminous beauty melts the camera lens, of course. After all, Brad and Angelina have already sold photos of Shiloh Nouvel, so a film should be nothing. A source says:
"Brad and Angelina want to put out a serious social documentary about all the great things the country has to offer. Angelina is in love with Namibia and wants fans to learn more about it and experience what she has experienced. Maddox is in the film along with Zahara, and they have agreed to include some footage of their new baby. They know that any documentary which includes anything personal about their lives will help them get their message across."
There is no release date set for the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Namibia documentary – thought to have the working title of Shiloh Nouvel: What The Fuck Were We Thinking? Plus Some Bits Of Us Being Condescending To Orphans.
[story by Stuart Heritage]