Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may do several things together, like walking around dinosaur museums and having ear-shattering sex in African hotels, but there’s one thing they haven’t done yet – got married.
Despite recent reports that Brad and Angelina had quietly sneaked off for a quick secret wedding, their publicists are saying that Pitt and Jolie are absolutely not married. Not married at all, uh-uh, no way. Yet.
Now that Jennifer Aniston is back on her feet, snogging that guy from
Dodgeball and busting the chops off all kinds of homeless intruders, it
looks like it’s becoming safer for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (DVDs) to come
clean about their relationship. Yes, they met on the set of Mr &
Mrs Smith; yes, Brad split up with Aniston to be with Angelina; yes,
they’re going to try and adopt the first-born child of every family on
the face of the planet.
Only, that’s not happening. Nobody has even bothered to confirm that
Brad and Angelina actually like each other yet. But that didn’t stop
The Daily Star from reporting that they had both got married in a
secret Buddhist wedding ceremony. The newspaper quoted a source as
saying:
"Brad and Angelina wanted to make a commitment to each
other as soon as possible and arranged a private wedding to seal their
love. They exchanged vows in a Buddhist ceremony – which isn’t legally
binding – but in Brad and Angelina’s eyes they’re married."
And The Star also goes on to mention that since the ceremony Brad has
been seen wearing a gold ring on his wedding finger.
But don’t rush out
and buy handfuls of confetti to fling into Pitt and Jolie’s faces just
yet – Brad Pitt’s publicist has completely denied the story:
"They’ve used a wedding picture from Mr And Mrs Smith and
run with this story on the front page. There’s simply no truth to this
whatsoever."
Read more:
Brad Pitt’s publicist slams Jolie wedding rumours – Femalefirst
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Jayke Minett says
OMG! Angelina Jolie Is Smellin and i would rather screw a tree than that