Brad and Angie’s Easter Treat

The very friendly relationship between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie continues, as they have both been reported to have stayed together for the Easter weekend at the Le Parker Meridien in Palm Springs, California. 

Obviously, it was all for meant for a publicity shoot for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but the couple - who bizzarely checked in as a married couple by the name of Mr. and Mrs. Pilaf - can’t be helping rumours that they are anything more than colleagues.

The megastars sunbathed and talked poolside, before returning to their £800 a night hotel suite together.  Nudge nudge, etc.

Sure, it may have been all due to the photo shoot, but would “just friends” stay together for an extra two days after the photos had clearly already been taken? Would they? Huh?

Angelina has already admitted in the press: "I have these great friends who cross over to be lovers and there’s no reason why there can’t be more than one." Delusional Tomb Raider geeks around the world rejoice!

The fat-mouthed actress has recently revealed her continuing
attraction to women and also commented in the press that she currently
has more than one lover, whom she often meets in hotels for safe sex.

Could one of these be Brad, or would this all be purely coincidental? Ms. Jolie has already said: “Brad is a married man. I wouldn’t sleep with a married man. I have enough lovers. I don’t need Brad”.

However, what about now? Just last week, Jennifer Aniston had filed the official divorce papers in court, enabling Brad to once again become a free agent in the game of luhuuuurvve.

Reports of a fling keep being denied, but as Aniston phases out of
the frame, will we start seeing more of Brad and Angie together? Let’s
wait and see what follows this saucy little treat.

But anyway, cold shower time. Let’s re-focus on acting!

One previous prediction about Angelina Jolie can now be squashed, she will unfortunately no longer be playing the role of Linda Lovelace in the biopic film about the Deep Throat star.  Sorry guys, this gets worse, too.  Are you sitting down?

Hecklerspray doesn’t want to be the one to tell you, but weird screeching moron Courtney Love
is now lined up to play the role. Step away from the movie theatre,
nothing to see here. Nothing you haven’t seen a million times already,
that is.

Imagine Angelina doing this movie. It’s a nice thought, isn’t it?
Now imagine some trout-mouthed screaming harpy rolling her eyes around
doing the same movie with a cigarette hanging out the corner of her
mouth like some awful school cleaning lady. Because that’s what we’ll
be getting now.

Bummer.