There’s an old saying that goes ‘An Englishman’s home is his castle, and if he ever wants to imprison a Scandinavian male prostitute in his castle against his wishes then that’s probably OK’.

But sadly it seems like America, the so-called land of the free, has got some issues about people chaining male prostitutes to their walls and vaguely insulting them for a bit. Just ask Boy George.

Boy George is just about to set off on a tour of America, except that now he can’t get a visa because of his upcoming prostitute-chaining trial. Not that Boy George should worry too much, though. We know for a fact that there are plenty of other countries who’ll give you visas no matter how many terrified manwhores you’ve chained up to a wall in your sordid little sex dungeon. Um, we read that in a book or something once. Ahem.