“Boring” Madonna Savaged By Brian McFadden

Brian McFadden (CDs), the beardy Westlife dropout, has launched a scathing attack on Madonna (CDs), who he described as "boring".

McFadden’s own brand of dynamic music has mysteriously failed to set the world on fire, yet for whatever reason he decided to let rip into Madge via The Sun.

"People are saying she makes great music [but] it’s really rubbish. She doesn’t have a good voice and she is boring," ranted Brian Good Voice Not Boring Innit.

"I don’t think she’s ever been a good musician. I don’t know what she’s got. Maybe it’s because she’s been naked in some movies and excited a lot of men," he added, having failed to realise that Westlife were a marketer’s creation, aimed squarely at teenage girls.

Sidenote to Brian: you weren’t picked for your talent in the music department and you also have a boring voice.

Although hecklerspray doesn’t ever expect to meet - and withstand - the mighty Madge, we consider at least five of her songs to be reasonably melodic or downright groovesome…

1. Into The Groove
2. Live To Tell
3. Borderline
4. Human Nature
5. Oh Father

Having studied McFadden’s contibution to music we’ve concluded that he has nothing to offer. Zilch. Nothing to offer to music, or TV for that matter.

After all, there was no ‘Picture of The Fallen McFadden With The Big Boobies’ in Allo Allo, was there?

Which Madonna songs rock your world?